Message from Mr Eugene Tan to all 4/6sians (well, basically to anyone) entering JC:

"...to bring an additional PE shirt and PE shorts and put in bag because wait kena rag, become walking human cake. dan gao... with eggs and talcum powder flour all over, don't regret or become human drain cleaners".

"If got MC, better bring along"..."they can tekan quite bad"

"Don't wear expensive shoes or jewellery"..."sure dirty or worse, kena stolen"
"Can wear the PRCS canvas shoes for orientation"

"Bring clean underwear and a towel."..."may need to clean up"

"May not need to camp but will have Orientation campfire - big thing"

"Maybe got banner painting competition, cheering competition etc etc etc".."everything that we cultured people hate, they have"

"Bring plasters"..."Sure here scratch there scratch and blisters"

"It's your seniors from PRCS who will whack you all worse than others"..."watch out for them."

"tell the rest. Don't end up getting whacked"